Capricorn-if you focus only on your goals, they are all you will be left with at the end of the day
Aquarius- “If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it” ~Mary Engelbreit
Pisces- You are graced with the psychic tendencies of a Pisces…Why not use this to make good decisions instead of easy ones
Aries- OK boss. This is not McDonald’s- you can’t always have it your way.
Taurus- Nice things are nice to have but there are nicer things in life than nice things.
Gemini-Hey Hyde- Jekyl called. It’s been concluded that you are much cooler than he is.
Cancer- Do you hear that? The whambulance is coming for you.. You can stop whining now.
Leo- yes, the world revolves around you. And 6 billion others too, so get over yourself. You are not special.
Virgo- people are people, not machines. Do not hold this against them.
Libra- make up your mind already, and stick to it.
Scorpio- The intense portrayalof sexual prowess you think you possess is not universally apparent to others. Not everyone is waiting to bang boots with you.
Sagittarius-Think before you speak or you will find yourself with a mouthfull of shoes
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