Many in the New Paltz area are preparing for the Annual Fall Pumpkin Ball. The benefit, which will raise funding and awareness for the Crazytown Endowment for the Arts (of Entertainment) (CEAE), will have activities that surpass simple satisfaction. Most anticipated is the high-stakes Bobbing for baby –size bottles of booze contest. One lucky shmuck will bob out of a tub with a tiny booze bottle containing the 14-carot Golden Ticket to heaven, *no questions asked. The losers will be bobbing for tiny bottles of Jim Beam, Absolut, and Bombay Sapphire.
“I’m gonna get that shit”, Meaghan McFisha exclaimed on the matter of the Golden Ticket. “No questions asked? That’s my only hope at getting in”. This seems to be the popular consensus. Even Atheists and Agnostics are intrigued by the idea. “I mean, yeah- heaven the place does not actually exist, but I still want to see this Golden Ticket”, Phil Kadet discloses. “This is a Bling world we live in and an actual Golden Ticket piques my interest, to the point of salviating .”
Other activities include a pumpkin carving contest and pumpkin portraiture booth, where people will carve your face into a pumpkin. White Russian candy apples will make an appearance, along with spiced dark rum apple cider and really hot toddies.
The Annual Fall Pumpkin Ball will be held soon at the Really Hidden Lake B+B. Directions from 32North are as follows:
go to the 6th lake, farthest of the “Hidden Lakes”. Make Left at Mango Orchard. B+B is located amidst grove of weeping willows
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