Money is never a problem in CRAZYTOWN, but if it were, there will soon be a remedy. Part-time scientist/full-time spliff roller Dr.Rainer Rockstarutenhoff is in the developing stages of growing a money tree. The seeds have been planted in an undisclosed location, and will be nurtured with loving care, plenty of sunlight, and beer. Dr.Rockstarutenhoff has chosen seeds that will grow Euros, due to it’s strength over the dollar in foreign markets. Eventually, he hopes to develop hybrids- trees that will grow multiple denominations, from different currencies. If all goes as planned, Dr.Rockstarutenhoff will use the first harvest to finance a luxurious trip to Brasil.
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