HIPPIES WHO SHOWER DON'T HAVE TO SMELL LIKE THEY DO

Soon hippies will enjoy the freedom to be clean but still smell bad. A new line of shampoo, conditioner, and soap from natural cosmetics company Fawn In The Valley is scheduled to debut February 14th in health food stores around the nation. The products, made of organic and free-trade ingredients, are geared towards new-age consumers who use a standard daily hygene regiment, but want to fit in with a natural scent. Patchouli Pungence contains essential patchouli oil and pebbles from the Agean Sea. Freshly Frankensence contains essence of francensence hailing from the Vatican in Rome and sticks. Naughty Nag Champa has shavings of oyster shells and essence of Nag Champa. Earth Angel, the most anticipated in the product line, is a combination of curry, clove, a dash of onion powder, and exfoliating dove feathers. Prices range from $9.95 for a 4 oz. Body Bar, to $21.95 for Intensive Conditioning Treatment.

(above-Leon Oyosazul can't wait until the products hit the shelves, since he loves to sing reggae in the shower daily but needs to keep up appearances amdist his fellow frenchman)