The citizens of CRAZYTOWN will enjoy a 4 day weekend starting in December, rather than the current 3 day weekend. Thursday-Sunday will be extended until Monday. Football is not the most popular sport in CRAZYTOWN, but soon fans will be able to drink as much as they want until whenever they want. The new weekend will make it easier for those who choose to attend the Boardy Barn during the summer, because although the Barn closes at 8pm, getting back up to CRAZYTOWN afterward and waking up the next morning in time for work is too difficult. Everyone likes the plan. ...
Almost everyone. Scotch Wonderbar commutes from Nobullshitville, and is not too pleased. “What the fuck? CRAZYTOWN? More like LAZYTOWN! I don’t know how long I can last in this place, with my German work ethic and all.” Dan Smith, mediator, folk rock star, and life coach, defends the new alteration to the CRAZYTOWN timetable. “All work and no play is no good for CRAZYTOWN’S psyche. People need ample opportunity for leisure and socializing. These are the tenets of a true utopia, after all.”
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